Men Quotes

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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
All real men love to eat.


Macho does not prove mucho.
Men don't like independent women.
Men of few words are the best men.


He is every other inch a gentleman.
Men are what their mothers made them.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Men are but children of a larger growth.
Men should come with instruction booklets.

instruction men and women

Men become old, but they never become good.
I wonder men dare trust themselves with men.


I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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The beauty of stature is the only beauty of men.


Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.
Men should only be the accessories of the strong woman.
That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment.


Women do not like timid men. Cats do not like prudent mice.
I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish.
Men are not given awards and promotions for bravery in intimacy.

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It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

cynical deceit love men and women

Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
My idea of a screamingly boring man is a chap who doesn't like the company of women.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
When a man wants to deceive you, he'll find a way of escape through the tiniest of holes.
Embryologically speaking, it is correct to say that the penis is an exaggerated clitoris.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer. The chances are he will not use it wisely.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure o' one fool as 'ull tell him he's wise.
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.

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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.  They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
I have always wanted to be a man, if only for the reason that I would like to have gauged the value of my intellect.
Is there a way to accept the concept of the female orgasm and still command the respect of your foreign-auto mechanic?
To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face.


Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.


It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.


His life was gentle and the elements so mixed in him that nature might stand on its feet and say to all the world-this was a man.
A man's love fits only into three categories. As I've explained, I call them "The Three Ps of Love—Profess, Provide, and Protect."
Miss Doggett again looked puzzled; it was as if she had heard that men only wanted one thing, but had forgotten for the moment what it was.
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
Know this: It is your right to expect that a man will pay for your dinner, your movie ticket, your club entry fee, or whatever else he has to pay for in exchange for your time.
The classic American western look remains unchallenged as the epitome of virility in men's clothing. Derived from the cowboy's work clothes, it is part of the national heritage.

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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Appreciating a man, not undermining his confidence, is the best way to get the best out of your guy. And the best way to appreciate him is by being a girl, and especially letting him be a man.
A man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you're willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.


Men are too emotional to vote. Their conduct at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them particularly unfit for the task of government. Man's place is in the armory.
The time of the psychological passing over from boyhood to manhood is a movable feast.  The legal date fixed on the twenty-first birthday has little or no connection with it.  There are men in their teens, and there are boys in their forties.


There is no truer statement: men are simple. Get this into your head first, and everything you learn about us in this book will begin to fall into place. Once you get that down, you'll have to understand a few essential truths: men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make.