Most popular men quotes
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.
There is no truer statement: men are simple. Get this into your head first, and everything you learn about us in this book will begin to fall into place. Once you get that down, you'll have to understand a few essential truths: men are driven by who they are, what they do, and how much they make.
Know this: It is your right to expect that a man will pay for your dinner, your movie ticket, your club entry fee, or whatever else he has to pay for in exchange for your time.
A man's love fits only into three categories. As I've explained, I call them "The Three Ps of Love—Profess, Provide, and Protect."
A man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you're willing to sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep with him.
Appreciating a man, not undermining his confidence, is the best way to get the best out of your guy. And the best way to appreciate him is by being a girl, and especially letting him be a man.
Men of few words are the best men.
Men are what their mothers made them.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.
All real men love to eat.
To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face.
I wonder men dare trust themselves with men.
The classic American western look remains unchallenged as the epitome of virility in men's clothing. Derived from the cowboy's work clothes, it is part of the national heritage.
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.
That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment.
His life was gentle and the elements so mixed in him that nature might stand on its feet and say to all the world-this was a man.
Men are but children of a larger growth.
Men become old, but they never become good.
Is there a way to accept the concept of the female orgasm and still command the respect of your foreign-auto mechanic?
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
He is every other inch a gentleman.
Miss Doggett again looked puzzled; it was as if she had heard that men only wanted one thing, but had forgotten for the moment what it was.
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Women do not like timid men. Cats do not like prudent mice.
I have always wanted to be a man, if only for the reason that I would like to have gauged the value of my intellect.
Men should only be the accessories of the strong woman.
When a man wants to deceive you, he'll find a way of escape through the tiniest of holes.
My idea of a screamingly boring man is a chap who doesn't like the company of women.
Men don't like independent women.
Embryologically speaking, it is correct to say that the penis is an exaggerated clitoris.
Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could.
I like men to behave like men. I like them strong and childish.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
Men are too emotional to vote. Their conduct at baseball games and political conventions shows this, while their innate tendency to appeal to force renders them particularly unfit for the task of government. Man's place is in the armory.
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer. The chances are he will not use it wisely.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
The beauty of stature is the only beauty of men.
The time of the psychological passing over from boyhood to manhood is a movable feast. The legal date fixed on the twenty-first birthday has little or no connection with it. There are men in their teens, and there are boys in their forties.
Men are not given awards and promotions for bravery in intimacy.
Men should come with instruction booklets.
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure o' one fool as 'ull tell him he's wise.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.