Mae West Quotes
Most popular Mae West Quotes
Censorship made me.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
A man's kiss is his signature.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
You're never too old to become younger.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
If you want to learn about the world go out in it.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Marriage is a great institution—but I'm not ready for an institution.
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
Makeup is not beauty. When artfully applied, it merely enhances what's already there—the red paint on the fire engine.
All pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.