Mae West Quotes
Most popular Mae West Quotes
![Censorship made me. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/72/27772A-censorship-made-me-mae-west.png)
Censorship made me.
![Sex is an emotion in motion. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/24/39724A-sex-is-an-emotion-in-motion-mae-west.png)
Sex is an emotion in motion.
![A man's kiss is his signature. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/86/34186A-a-mans-kiss-is-his-signature-mae-west.png)
A man's kiss is his signature.
![He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/81/51781A-he-who-hesitates-is-a-damned-fool-mae-west.png)
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
![To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/06/24206A-to-err-is-human-but-it-feels-divine-mae-west.png)
To err is human, but it feels divine.
![Too much of a good thing is wonderful. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/78/3978A-too-much-of-a-good-thing-is-wonderful-mae-west.png)
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
![I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/44/11644A-i-used-to-be-snow-white-but-i-drifted-mae-west.png)
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
![You're never too old to become younger. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/73/10373A-youre-never-too-old-to-become-younger-mae-west.png)
You're never too old to become younger.
![Too much of a good thing can be taxing. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/89/24189A-too-much-of-a-good-thing-can-be-taxing-mae-west.png)
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
![Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/47/22247A-keep-a-diary-and-one-day-itll-keep-you-mae-west.png)
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
![The best way to hold a man is in your arms. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/54/17454A-the-best-way-to-hold-a-man-is-your-arms-mae-west.png)
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
![I like two types of men - domestic and foreign. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/72/23772A-i-like-two-types-of-men-domestic-foreign-mae-west.png)
I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
![If you want to learn about the world go out in it. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/14/16214A-if-you-want-to-learn-about-world-go-out-it-mae-west.png)
If you want to learn about the world go out in it.
![I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/93/1893A-i-believe-in-censorship-i-made-fortune-out-it-mae-west.png)
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
![I never loved another person the way I loved myself. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/09/20009A-i-never-loved-another-person-the-way-i-loved-myself-mae-west.png)
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
![Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/24/17324A-love-conquers-all-things-except-poverty-toothache-mae-west.png)
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
![When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/65/20665A-when-you-got-the-personality-you-dont-need-nudity-mae-west.png)
When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity.
![A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/00/11600A-a-dame-that-knows-the-ropes-isnt-likely-get-tied-mae-west.png)
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
![Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/93/18493A-between-two-evils-i-always-pick-one-i-never-tried-mae-west.png)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
![I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/71/27771A-i-believe-in-censorship-after-all-i-made-fortune-out-mae-west.png)
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
![It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/73/23773A-its-not-the-men-in-my-life-that-count-its-mae-west.png)
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
![You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/65/35565A-you-ought-to-get-out-of-those-wet-clothes-into-mae-west.png)
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
![Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/99/11599A-every-man-i-meet-wants-to-protect-me-i-cant-mae-west.png)
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
![Marriage is a great institution—but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/43/35543A-marriage-is-a-great-institution-but-im-not-ready-institution-mae-west.png)
Marriage is a great institution—but I'm not ready for an institution.
![I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/47/17647A-i-have-found-men-who-didnt-know-how-kiss-ive-mae-west.png)
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
![When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/58/43158A-when-choosing-between-two-evils-i-always-like-try-one-mae-west.png)
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
![Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/21/26821A-hiring-someone-to-write-your-autobiography-is-like-hiring-someone-mae-west.png)
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you.
![It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/37/34437A-it-aint-no-sin-if-you-crack-few-laws-now-mae-west.png)
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
![One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/71/23871A-one-and-one-is-two-and-two-two-is-four-mae-west.png)
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
![Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/29/11629A-everythings-in-the-mind-thats-where-it-all-starts-knowing-mae-west.png)
Everything's in the mind. That's where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.
![Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/37/35237A-money-is-of-value-for-what-it-buys-love-it-mae-west.png)
Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.
![They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/80/17580A-they-say-love-is-blindand-marriage-is-institution-well-im-mae-west.png)
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
![Makeup is not beauty. When artfully applied, it merely enhances what's already there—the red paint on the fire engine. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/71/35371A-makeup-is-not-beauty-when-artfully-applied-it-merely-enhances-mae-west.png)
Makeup is not beauty. When artfully applied, it merely enhances what's already there—the red paint on the fire engine.
![All pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on. - Mae West quote.](/img/q/02/37402A-all-pleasures-should-be-taken-in-great-leisure-are-worth-mae-west.png)
All pleasures should be taken in great leisure and are worth going into in detail; love is not like eating a quick lunch with one's hat on.