Rita Rudner Quotes

Most popular Rita Rudner Quotes

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
— Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
— Rita Rudner
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
— Rita Rudner

funny

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
— Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.  They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

men

The time you spend grieving over a men should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.
— Rita Rudner
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
— Rita Rudner

men and women