Robin Williams Quotes

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Cricket is baseball on valium.
— Robin Williams


Carpe per diem—seize the cheque.
— Robin Williams

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My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
— Robin Williams


I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
— Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
— Robin Williams


Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
— Robin Williams


Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.


Baby caca is like Kryptonite to a father.  Even the dog says, "You don't rub his face in it."


God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
— Robin Williams


It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you—when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you live with him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.