Dieting Quotes

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.

Many of us don't know what poor losers we are until we try dieting.

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I'm a fat anorexic.

Americans are people who laugh at African witch doctors and spend one-hundred million dollars on fake reducing systems.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet book- how to not eat what you have just learned how to cook.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

O! that this too solid flesh would melt.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

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The appetite grows with eating.

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs?

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slip over New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer.

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

From the day on which she weighs 140, the chief excitement of a woman's life consists in spotting [people] who are fatter than she is.

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men and his aversion to lean ones.

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

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All real men love to eat.

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The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.

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At the end of every diet, the path curves back toward the trough.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner,
And take to light claret instead of pale ale;
Look down with an utter contempt upon butter,
And never touch bread till it's toasted—or stale.