Exercise Quotes

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An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day.


Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise.


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on their behinds.

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Those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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A Chicago alderman once confessed he needed physical exercise but didn't like jogging, because in that sport you couldn't hit anyone.


A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.

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I eat whatever I want to eat. I have never paid any attention to my health. I've never done any exercise I didn't want to do. If any success has come to me, it came because I insisted on thinking things through . . . all these people who think they are going to get ahead by jogging or something, more power to them.
Imagine that you had a car and that was the only car you'd have for your entire lifetime. Of course, you'd care for it well, changing the oil more frequently than necessary, driving carefully, etc. Now, consider that you only have one mind and one body. Prepare them for life, care for them. You can enhance your mind over time. A person's main asset is themselves, so preserve and enhance yourself.

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