Joey Adams Quotes

Most popular Joey Adams Quotes

Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

foolishness kiss

Alimony: Like pumping gas in another man's car.


If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
— Joey Adams

business golf

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you get older it will avoid you.


A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence.  It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
— Joey Adams

funny psychiatrist

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
— Joey Adams

funny laziness exercise