Joey Adams Quotes
Most popular Joey Adams Quotes
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
Alimony: Like pumping gas in another man's car.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.