Cigar Quotes

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I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

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If you can't send money, send tobacco.

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If heaven has no cigars, I shall not go there.

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No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

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To smoke is human; to smoke cigars is divine.

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Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

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Any cigar smoker is friend, because I know how he feels.

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A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

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Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

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If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.

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A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

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They had no good cigars there, my lord; and I left the place in disgust.

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If I paid $10 for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

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There are two things a man never forgets - his first love and his first cigar.

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A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

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You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.

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Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

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That's why I write in so many cigar-smoking heroes and villains who chomp their cigars.

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

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I do not seek for fame,
A general with a scar;
A private let me be, 
So I have my cigar.

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I started smoking these little Italian cigars just so there was some of that smell in the air.

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By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

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Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds.

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It [love] is like a cigar. If it goes out you can light it again, but it never tastes quite the same.

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Some sigh for this and that;
My wishes don't go far;
The world may wag at will,
So I have my cigar.

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A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
— M*A*S*H (Bug-Out, 1976)

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A cigar ought not to be smoked solely with the mouth, but with the hand, the eyes, and with the spirit.

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Cognac and cigars... it's like finding the perfect woman. When you've got her, why go chasing after another?

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

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If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

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Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

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Fuller's cigar in the night was a beacon warning carefree, frivolous people away. It was plainly a cigar smoked in anger.

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The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

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Do not ask me to describe the charms of reverie, or the contemplative ecstasy into which the smoke of our cigar plunges us.

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Young man, you may or may not have murdered a middle-aged woman, but you've certainly saved the life of an elderly barrister.

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Yes, social friend, I love thee well, 
In learned doctors' spite; 
Thy clouds all other clouds dispel, 
And lap me in delight.

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There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

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A fine cigar is just like a woman. If you don't light it up just right and suck on it with a certain frequency, it will go out on you.

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After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

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'A cigar,' said the altruist, 'a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come around; mine is always lit.'

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The best cigar in the world is the one you prefer to smoke on special occasions, enabling you to relax and enjoy that which gives you maximum pleasure.

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A handmade cigar is a rebellion against frenzy and insanity; it means supporting contemplation over rash impulse, and represents a civilized revolution.

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Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life (of which everyone has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly.

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You should hurry up...and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.

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Life's a cigar': the wasting body glows;
The head turns white as Kosciusko's snows;
And, with the last soul-fragrance still in air,
The ashes slowly sink in soft repose.

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Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, cigars are for eternity.

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I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

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There's something about smoking a cigar that feels like a celebration. It's like a fine wine. There's a quality, a workmanship, a passion that goes into the smoking of a fine cigar.

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I never can understand how anyone can not smoke—it deprives a man of the best part of life...with a good cigar in his mouth a man is perfectly safe, nothing can touch him—literally.

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Cigars served me for precisely fifty years as protection and a weapon in the combat of life... I owe to the cigar a great intensification of my capacity to work and a facilitation of my self-control.

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I promised myself that if I ever had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and after dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought dissolution.

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For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State,
They arrive at their conclusions—largely inarticulate.
Being void of self-expression they confide their views to none:
But sometimes in a smoking-room, one learns why things were done.

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I can't stand cigarette smoke.... Cigarette smoking is both expensive and unhealthy. There should be a law against women smoking.... Now take the cigar. Cigars are an expression of the fundamental idea of smoking. A stimulant and a relaxation. A manly vice.

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When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage... When you can't think of what you are supposed to say next, you take a puff on your cigar until you do think of your next line.

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I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars... within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.

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