Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

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No art is possible without a dance with death. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
No art is possible without a dance with death.
— Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse Five

art

Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
— Kurt Vonnegut

Travel

We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
— Kurt Vonnegut

earth environment

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
— Kurt Vonnegut
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
— Kurt Vonnegut

church

The death of a library, any library, suggests that the community has lost its soul. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
The death of a library, any library, suggests that the community has lost its soul.
— Kurt Vonnegut The Hartford Courant

libraries

I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine.
— Kurt Vonnegut

community

History is merely a list of surprises. . . It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
History is merely a list of surprises. . . It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again.
— Kurt Vonnegut
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.
— Kurt Vonnegut Our Time is Now: Notes from the High School Underground
The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
The primary benefit of practicing any art, whether well or badly, is that it enables one's soul to grow.
— Kurt Vonnegut

art

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
— Kurt Vonnegut Hocus Pocus

human nature

Maturity...is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Maturity...is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
— Kurt Vonnegut Cat’s Cradle

maturity

Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
— Kurt Vonnegut Breakfast of Champions

charm

Fuller's cigar in the night was a beacon warning carefree, frivolous people away. It was plainly a cigar smoked in anger. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Fuller's cigar in the night was a beacon warning carefree, frivolous people away. It was plainly a cigar smoked in anger.

Cigar cigars

Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
— Kurt Vonnegut Bagombo Snuff Box: Uncollected short Fiction

writing advice

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival.
— Kurt Vonnegut

Brain

First rule: Do not use semicolons.  They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
First rule: Do not use semicolons.  They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.
— Kurt Vonnegut A Man Without a Country

writing advice punctuation

Listen, there were creative writing teachers long before there were creative writing courses, and they were called and continue to be called editors. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Listen, there were creative writing teachers long before there were creative writing courses, and they were called and continue to be called editors.
— Kurt Vonnegut in The New York Times

editors

It seems to me that the most universal revolutionary wish now or ever is a wish for heaven, a wish by a human being to be honored by angels for something other than beauty or usefulness. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
It seems to me that the most universal revolutionary wish now or ever is a wish for heaven, a wish by a human being to be honored by angels for something other than beauty or usefulness.
— Kurt Vonnegut Palm Sunday

wish

Find a subject you care about and which you feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
Find a subject you care about and which you feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, and not your games with language which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.
— Kurt Vonnegut
And what gift of America to the rest of the world is actually most appreciated by the rest of the world? It is African American jazz and its offshoots. What is my definition of jazz?  "Safe sex of the highest order." - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
And what gift of America to the rest of the world is actually most appreciated by the rest of the world? It is African American jazz and its offshoots. What is my definition of jazz?  "Safe sex of the highest order."
— Kurt Vonnegut Armageddon in Retrospect

jazz

I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or banana split. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or banana split.
— Kurt Vonnegut Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage

reviews critics

I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled "Science Fiction" ever since [publishing his first works], and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal. - Kurt Vonnegut quote.
I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled "Science Fiction" ever since [publishing his first works], and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.
— Kurt Vonnegut Wampeters: Foma and Granfallons

science fiction

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
— Kurt Vonnegut

pretense