Smoking Quotes

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Smoking is pulmonary rape.
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

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And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

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If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

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It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.

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There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live.

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Smoking has a sedative effect upon the nerves, and enables a man to bear the sorrows of his life (of which everyone has his share) not only decently, but dignifiedly.

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Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, cigars are for eternity.

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For undemocratic reasons and for motives not of State,
They arrive at their conclusions—largely inarticulate.
Being void of self-expression they confide their views to none:
But sometimes in a smoking-room, one learns why things were done.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restrictions as regards smoking.... As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.

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