Jonathan Swift Quotes

Most popular Jonathan Swift Quotes

Books, the children of the brain. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Books, the children of the brain.
— Jonathan Swift Tale of a Tub

books

Don't set your wit against a child. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Don't set your wit against a child.
— Jonathan Swift

parenting

Books [are] the children of the brain. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Books [are] the children of the brain.
— Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger. - Jonathan Swift quote.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
— Jonathan Swift
Money is the life blood of the nation. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Money is the life blood of the nation.
— Jonathan Swift
May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift quote.
May you live all the days of your life.
— Jonathan Swift

life Goodness good wishes

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. - Jonathan Swift quote.
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
— Jonathan Swift

courage

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

vision

In oratory the greatest art is to hide the art. - Jonathan Swift quote.
In oratory the greatest art is to hide the art.
— Jonathan Swift

oratory

I shall live till all my friends are weary of me. - Jonathan Swift quote.
I shall live till all my friends are weary of me.
— Jonathan Swift
A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone. - Jonathan Swift quote.
A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone.
— Jonathan Swift
Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
— Jonathan Swift The Examiner

lies falsehood

Style may be defined, 'proper words in proper places.' - Jonathan Swift quote.
Style may be defined, 'proper words in proper places.'
— Jonathan Swift
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. - Jonathan Swift quote.
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.
— Jonathan Swift
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
— Jonathan Swift
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
— Jonathan Swift
A wise man should have money in his head, not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift quote.
A wise man should have money in his head, not in his heart.
— Jonathan Swift
Whoe'er excels in what we prize,
Appears a hero in our eyes. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Whoe'er excels in what we prize,
Appears a hero in our eyes.
— Jonathan Swift

heroism

Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts of Various Subjects
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same. - Jonathan Swift quote.
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
— Jonathan Swift
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift quote.
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.
— Jonathan Swift

fashion

Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Some people take more care to hide their wisdom than their folly.
— Jonathan Swift
We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same. - Jonathan Swift quote.
We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
— Jonathan Swift

friendship health

Proper words in proper places, make the true definition of a style. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Proper words in proper places, make the true definition of a style.
— Jonathan Swift Letter to a Young Gentleman Lately Entered Into Holy Orders

style

Proper words in the proper places, make the true definition of a style. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Proper words in the proper places, make the true definition of a style.
— Jonathan Swift
Gold defiles with frequent touch;
There's nothing fouls the hand so much. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Gold defiles with frequent touch;
There's nothing fouls the hand so much.
— Jonathan Swift

gold

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed. - Jonathan Swift quote.
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
— Jonathan Swift

embarrassment

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. - Jonathan Swift quote.
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
— Jonathan Swift
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift quote.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
— Jonathan Swift

religion

We have just Religion enough to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift quote.
We have just Religion enough to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects

religion

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
— Jonathan Swift Wanting
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
— Jonathan Swift
Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired.
— Jonathan Swift A Letter to a Young Gentleman

opinions

When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me. - Jonathan Swift quote.
When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

reading

No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel. - Jonathan Swift quote.
No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
— Jonathan Swift
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
— Jonathan Swift The Battle of the Books

satire

How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice, when they will not so much as take warning? - Jonathan Swift quote.
How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice, when they will not so much as take warning?
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

advice

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.
— Jonathan Swift
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit. - Jonathan Swift quote.
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.
— Jonathan Swift

fate

Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation; as it is generally in books the worst sort of reading. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation; as it is generally in books the worst sort of reading.
— Jonathan Swift A Treatise on Good Manners and Good Breeding

arguments conversation

Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us the weaker ever after. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us the weaker ever after.
— Jonathan Swift
Some modern zealots appear to have no better knowledge of truth, nor better manner of judging it, than by counting noses. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Some modern zealots appear to have no better knowledge of truth, nor better manner of judging it, than by counting noses.
— Jonathan Swift
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age.
— Jonathan Swift

youth judgment glory self-interest invention age

It is with wits as with razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge. - Jonathan Swift quote.
It is with wits as with razors, which are never so apt to cut those they are employed on as when they have lost their edge.
— Jonathan Swift Tale of a Tub

wit

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift quote.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
— Jonathan Swift

genius

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift quote.
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
— Jonathan Swift
The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is, that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift quote.
The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is, that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool.
— Jonathan Swift

humor

One of the best rules in conversation is never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid. - Jonathan Swift quote.
One of the best rules in conversation is never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
— Jonathan Swift

conversation holding your tongue

The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires is like cutting off our feet when we want [i.e., lack] shoes. - Jonathan Swift quote.
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires is like cutting off our feet when we want [i.e., lack] shoes.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

abstinence

'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men of wit
Will condescend to take a bit. - Jonathan Swift quote.
'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men of wit
Will condescend to take a bit.
— Jonathan Swift Cadenus and Vanessa

flattery

All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; 'tis like spending this year part of the next year's revenue. - Jonathan Swift quote.
All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; 'tis like spending this year part of the next year's revenue.
— Jonathan Swift
The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former. - Jonathan Swift quote.
The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former.
— Jonathan Swift
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse; whoever makes the fewest people uneasy, is the best bred man in company. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse; whoever makes the fewest people uneasy, is the best bred man in company.
— Jonathan Swift
Laws are like spider's webs, which hold firm when any light, yielding object falls upon them, while a larger thing breaks through them and escapes. - Jonathan Swift quote.
Laws are like spider's webs, which hold firm when any light, yielding object falls upon them, while a larger thing breaks through them and escapes.
— Jonathan Swift A Critical Essay Upon the Faculties of the Mind

law

If a man should register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning, etc., beginning from his youth, and so go on to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last. - Jonathan Swift quote.
If a man should register all his opinions upon love, politics, religion, learning, etc., beginning from his youth, and so go on to old age, what a bundle of inconsistencies and contradictions would appear at last.
— Jonathan Swift
In oratory, the greatest art is to hide art.
— Jonathan Swift A Critical Essay Upon the Faculties of the Mind

oratory

Nothing is so hard for those, who abound in riches, as to conceive how others can be in want.
— Jonathan Swift The Prose Writings of Jonathan Swift

understanding others

Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

ambition

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
— Jonathan Swift Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1696–1706

genius

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
— Jonathan Swift

manners

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse,  Whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy, is the best bred in the company.
— Jonathan Swift A Treatise on Good Manners and Good Breeding

manners