Doug Larson Quotes
Most popular Doug Larson Quotes
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in heredity.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
An optimist is a person who smells the roses without worrying about the thorns.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
When somebody does something for your own good, you can bet you're not going to enjoy it.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
Rare is the citizen who will accept responsibility for the politician he voted into office.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
The reality of old age starts to sink in when you no longer have to ask for the senior citizen's discount.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.