Doug Larson Quotes

Most popular Doug Larson Quotes

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson quote.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
— Doug Larson The Pantagraph

aging

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman. - Doug Larson quote.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
— Doug Larson

mistakes funny

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson quote.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
— Doug Larson

conscience human nature

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson quote.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
— Doug Larson

humor puns

Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring. - Doug Larson quote.
Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.
— Doug Larson

autumn

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson quote.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
— Doug Larson

springtime

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. - Doug Larson quote.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
— Doug Larson

nostalgia

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. - Doug Larson quote.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
— Doug Larson

shortcomings

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. - Doug Larson quote.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
— Doug Larson

grandchildren

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older. - Doug Larson quote.
The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older.
— Doug Larson

funny

There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in heredity. - Doug Larson quote.
There's nothing like having grandchildren to restore your faith in heredity.
— Doug Larson

heredity grandchildren

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson quote.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
— Doug Larson

friendship

An optimist is a person who smells the roses without worrying about the thorns. - Doug Larson quote.
An optimist is a person who smells the roses without worrying about the thorns.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

optimism

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson quote.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
— Doug Larson

foolishness

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. - Doug Larson quote.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
— Doug Larson

happiness

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson quote.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
— Doug Larson

cats

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. - Doug Larson quote.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
— Doug Larson

funny wisdom

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson quote.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
— Doug Larson

family teenage

When somebody does something for your own good, you can bet you're not going to enjoy it. - Doug Larson quote.
When somebody does something for your own good, you can bet you're not going to enjoy it.
— Doug Larson
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. - Doug Larson quote.
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.
— Doug Larson

how to live life goals

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson quote.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
— Doug Larson

funny cynical impossible

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. - Doug Larson quote.
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

heredity

An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true. - Doug Larson quote.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
— Doug Larson

optimism pessimism

Rare is the citizen who will accept responsibility for the politician he voted into office. - Doug Larson quote.
Rare is the citizen who will accept responsibility for the politician he voted into office.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

politicians voting

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson quote.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

wisdom listening talking

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson quote.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
— Doug Larson

politicians

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. - Doug Larson quote.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

opportunity

An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.  A pessimist fears the same may be true. - Doug Larson quote.
An optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.  A pessimist fears the same may be true.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

optimism pessimism

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson quote.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
— Doug Larson

fishing

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. - Doug Larson quote.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
— Doug Larson

marriage

The reality of old age starts to sink in when you no longer have to ask for the senior citizen's discount. - Doug Larson quote.
The reality of old age starts to sink in when you no longer have to ask for the senior citizen's discount.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

old age

People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage. - Doug Larson quote.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
— Doug Larson

age funny

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson quote.
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
— Doug Larson Green Bay Press-Gazette

flowers English

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson quote.
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
— Doug Larson

time

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson quote.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
— Doug Larson

dogs

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
— Doug Larson The Kokomo

friendship