Most popular witty quotes
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
I think it would be a good idea.
I only open my mouth to change feet.
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
No matter where you go, there you are.
A bore is a person not interested in you.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
Don't go backwards, you have already been there.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
Many people who imagine they are live wires are only shocking.
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Honest bread is very well—it's the butter that makes the temptation.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
One thing about experience is that when you don't have very much you're apt to get a lot.
For one year more it may be said of me by Harper & Brothers, that although I reject their proposals, I welcome their advances.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.