Witty Quotes
Most popular witty quotes
![He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin quote.](/img/q/90/590A-he-that-falls-in-love-with-himself-will-have-no-benjamin-franklin.png)
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
![I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. - Oscar Wilde quote.](/img/q/98/898A-i-choose-my-friends-for-their-good-looks-my-acquaintances-oscar-wilde.png)
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
![If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring. - George Jessel quote.](/img/q/67/967A-if-you-havent-struck-oil-in-first-three-minutes-stop-george-jessel.png)
If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring.
![There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. - Scott Adams quote.](/img/q/97/1897A-theres-nothing-more-dangerous-than-a-resourceful-idiot-scott-adams.png)
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
![Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard quote.](/img/q/56/2056A-do-not-take-life-too-seriously-you-will-never-get-elbert-hubbard.png)
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
![Don't go backwards, you have already been there. - Ray Charles quote.](/img/q/20/11020A-dont-go-backwards-you-have-already-been-there-ray-charles.png)
Don't go backwards, you have already been there.
![Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God. - Lenny Bruce quote.](/img/q/56/11056A-every-day-people-are-straying-away-from-church-going-back-lenny-bruce.png)
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
![A bore is a person not interested in you. - Mary Pettibone Poole quote.](/img/q/76/11576A-a-bore-is-a-person-not-interested-you-mary-pettibone-poole.png)
A bore is a person not interested in you.
![Many people who imagine they are live wires are only shocking. - Mary Pettibone Poole quote.](/img/q/77/11577A-many-people-who-imagine-they-are-live-wires-are-only-mary-pettibone-poole.png)
Many people who imagine they are live wires are only shocking.
![Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln quote.](/img/q/12/11712A-better-to-remain-silent-and-be-thought-fool-than-speak-abraham-lincoln.png)
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
![I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin quote.](/img/q/77/12877A-ive-always-wanted-to-be-somebody-but-i-see-now-lily-tomlin.png)
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
![I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes. - Sara Teasdale quote.](/img/q/75/14075A-i-make-the-most-of-all-that-comes-least-all-sara-teasdale.png)
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
![One thing about experience is that when you don't have very much you're apt to get a lot. - Franklin P. Jones quote.](/img/q/11/14111A-one-thing-about-experience-is-that-when-you-dont-have-franklin-p-jones.png)
One thing about experience is that when you don't have very much you're apt to get a lot.
![Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain quote.](/img/q/14/15214A-whenever-you-find-yourself-on-the-side-majority-it-is-mark-twain.png)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
I only open my mouth to change feet.
![Honest bread is very well—it's the butter that makes the temptation. - Douglas Jerrold quote.](/img/q/42/27542A-honest-bread-is-very-well-its-butter-that-makes-temptation-douglas-jerrold.png)
Honest bread is very well—it's the butter that makes the temptation.
![For one year more it may be said of me by Harper & Brothers, that although I reject their proposals, I welcome their advances. - Edna St. Vincent Millay quote.](/img/q/29/42629A-for-one-year-more-it-may-be-said-me-by-edna-st-vincent-millay.png)
For one year more it may be said of me by Harper & Brothers, that although I reject their proposals, I welcome their advances.
![Don't be so humble - you are not that great. - Golda Meir quote.](/img/q/99/42999A-dont-be-so-humble-you-are-not-that-great-golda-meir.png)
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
![I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde quote.](/img/q/41/43041A-i-have-nothing-to-declare-except-my-genius-oscar-wilde.png)
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
![I think it would be a good idea. - Mahatma Gandhi quote.](/img/q/01/51801A-i-think-it-would-be-a-good-idea-gandhi.png)
I think it would be a good idea.
It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.