Most popular witty quotes
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Don't go backwards, you have already been there.
Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.
A bore is a person not interested in you.
Many people who imagine they are live wires are only shocking.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
One thing about experience is that when you don't have very much you're apt to get a lot.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
I only open my mouth to change feet.
Honest bread is very well—it's the butter that makes the temptation.
For one year more it may be said of me by Harper & Brothers, that although I reject their proposals, I welcome their advances.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I think it would be a good idea.
It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.