The next best thing to being clever is being able to quote some one who is.
He who laughs, lasts!
He who laughs, lasts.
A bore is a person not interested in you.
The most powerful force in the Universe is gossip.
You can keep your friends by not giving them away.
Charm is the ability to make others feel attractive.
Experience is what you get looking for something else.
Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
Tact is the ability to describe people as they see themselves.
Many people who imagine they are live wires are only shocking.
It's all right to drink like a fish - if you drink what a fish drinks.
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
A pessimist is a person who has not had enough experience to be a cynic.
Some people confuse having a lot of money with being worth a lot of money.
Success is getting what you go after; happiness is liking it after you get it.
There are no old people nowadays; they are either 'wonderful for their age' or dead.
To repeat what others have said requires education, to challenge it, requires brains.
People who think money can do anything may very well be suspected of doing anything for money.