Lily Tomlin Quotes

Most popular Lily Tomlin Quotes

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
— Lily Tomlin

reality knowledge

The road to success is always under construction.
— Lily Tomlin

success

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin

love cynical

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
— Lily Tomlin

pessimistic

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
— Lily Tomlin

success

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
— Lily Tomlin
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

cynicism

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin

witty

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
— Lily Tomlin
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity.
— Lily Tomlin

politicians