Lenny Bruce Quotes

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Satire is tragedy plus time.

satire

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

addiction

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

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Every day people are straying away from church and going back to God.
— Lenny Bruce

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Everyday people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
— Lenny Bruce

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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

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Guys are like dogs...keep coming back.  Ladies are like cats.  Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

men and women

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
— Lenny Bruce

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