Andy Rooney Quotes
Most popular Andy Rooney Quotes
Death is just a distant rumor to the young.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet book- how to not eat what you have just learned how to cook.
There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.