Andy Rooney Quotes

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Death is just a distant rumor to the young. - Andy Rooney quote.
Death is just a distant rumor to the young.
— Andy Rooney

death

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andy Rooney quote.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.
— Andy Rooney Not That You Asked . . .

dogs

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. - Andy Rooney quote.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
— Andy Rooney

funny mistakes

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet book- how to not eat what you have just learned how to cook. - Andy Rooney quote.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet book- how to not eat what you have just learned how to cook.
— Andy Rooney

dieting

There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him. - Andy Rooney quote.
There's nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we're flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.