Joan Rivers Quotes

Most popular Joan Rivers Quotes

Self-pity shortens your life.

self-pity

My routines come out of total unhappiness.  My audiences are my group therapy.

comedians

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
— Joan Rivers

dieting

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

fear anger