Joan Rivers Quotes

Most popular Joan Rivers Quotes

Self-pity shortens your life.


My routines come out of total unhappiness.  My audiences are my group therapy.


She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
— Joan Rivers


Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.

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