Joan Rivers Quotes

Most popular Joan Rivers Quotes

Self-pity shortens your life. - Joan Rivers quote.
Self-pity shortens your life.
— Joan Rivers Bouncing Back

self-pity

My routines come out of total unhappiness.  My audiences are my group therapy. - Joan Rivers quote.
My routines come out of total unhappiness.  My audiences are my group therapy.
— Joan Rivers BBC-2

comedians

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers quote.
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
— Joan Rivers

dieting

Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear. - Joan Rivers quote.
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly—hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
— Joan Rivers Still Talking

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