Wife Quotes
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![A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. - Euripides quote.](/img/q/79/8979A-a-mans-best-possession-is-a-sympathetic-wife-euripides.png)
A man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Of earthly goods, the best is a good wife; A bad, the bitterest curse of human life.
![My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore quote.](/img/q/22/19322A-my-wife-was-too-beautiful-for-words-but-not-arguments-john-barrymore.png)
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
![There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. - Clare Booth Luce quote.](/img/q/13/20713A-there-is-nothing-like-a-good-dose-another-woman-make-clare-booth-luce.png)
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
What a pity it is that nobody knows how to manage a wife, but a bachelor.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
![Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx quote.](/img/q/85/23385A-wives-are-people-who-feel-they-dont-dance-enough-groucho-marx.png)
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
![A man's wife has more power over him than the state has. - Ralph Waldo Emerson quote.](/img/q/86/23386A-a-mans-wife-has-more-power-over-him-than-state-ralph-waldo-emerson.png)
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
Men are nicer to the women they don't marry.
I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.
![An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks. - Ogden Nash quote.](/img/q/51/24551A-an-occasional-lucky-guess-as-to-what-makes-wife-tick-ogden-nash.png)
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
![No man should have a secret from his wife—she invariably finds it out. - Oscar Wilde quote.](/img/q/52/24552A-no-man-should-have-a-secret-from-his-wife-she-oscar-wilde.png)
No man should have a secret from his wife—she invariably finds it out.
Edith, stifle yourself!
![Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/54/24554A-do-you-know-what-it-means-come-home-at-night-henny-youngman.png)
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
![Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde quote.](/img/q/46/43146A-bigamy-is-having-one-wife-too-many-monogamy-is-same-oscar-wilde.png)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.