Infidelity Quotes

Most popular infidelity quotes

No adultery is bloodless.
Adultery. Democracy applied to love.
I am not faithful but I am attached.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Infidelities may be forgiven, but never forgotten.
There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded.


The trouble with marrying your mistress is that you create a job vacancy.
[He] has decided to take himself a wife, but he hasn't decided yet whose.
Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.


Extramarital sex is as overrated as premarital sex. And marital sex, come to think of it.
The first breath of adultery is the freest; after it, constraints aping marriage develop.
Physical infidelity is the signal, the notice given, that all the fidelities are undermined.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Adultery is an evil only inasmuch as it is a theft; but we do not steal that which is given to us.
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.


Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.


Sara could commit adultery at one end and weep for her sins at the other, and enjoy both operations at once.
It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator.
Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate.  Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.
For that is what adultery is, a meanness and a stealing, a taking away from someone what should be theirs, a great selfishness, and surrounded and guarded by lies lest it should be found out.
The infidelity itself is small potatoes compared to the low-level brain damage that results when a whole chunk of your life turns out to have been completely different from what you thought it was.
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.