Henny Youngman Quotes
Most popular Henny Youngman Quotes
![When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/47/23647A-when-god-sneezed-i-didnt-know-what-say-henny-youngman.png)
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
![The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/21/17621A-the-secret-of-a-happy-marriage-remains-secret-henny-youngman.png)
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
![You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/46/17546A-you-cant-buy-love-but-you-can-pay-heavily-it-henny-youngman.png)
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
![I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/56/56A-ive-got-all-the-money-ill-ever-need-if-i-henny-youngman.png)
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
![I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/70/19270A-i-once-wanted-to-become-an-atheist-but-i-gave-henny-youngman.png)
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
![If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/70/13570A-if-youre-going-to-do-something-tonight-that-youll-be-henny-youngman.png)
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
![I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/11/20711A-ive-been-in-love-with-the-same-woman-forty-one-henny-youngman.png)
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
![I'll never forget my first fight . . . All of a sudden I found someone I knew in the fourth row. It was me. He hit me amongst my nose. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/25/22325A-ill-never-forget-my-first-fight-all-sudden-i-found-henny-youngman.png)
I'll never forget my first fight . . . All of a sudden I found someone I knew in the fourth row. It was me. He hit me amongst my nose.
![Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/22/20722A-americans-are-getting-stronger-twenty-years-ago-it-took-two-henny-youngman.png)
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
![Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henny Youngman quote.](/img/q/54/24554A-do-you-know-what-it-means-come-home-at-night-henny-youngman.png)
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.