Consultants Quotes

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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

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Experts should be on tap but never on top.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

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A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
A consultant is a man sent in after the battle to bayonet the wounded.
No man is a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.

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After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved.
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
A consultant is someone whose opinion is sought after the decision has been made.
A consultant is a man who knows 128 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women.
Consultants borrow your watch to tell you the time, and then walk off with your watch.
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes consultant.
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over.
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour. How sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind.
An expert is somebody who is more than 50 miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides.
Consultants are able to sidestep that parent-child dynamic because they're independently offering their services, and while they want to make their clients happy, if they ultimately can't see eye to eye on something important, they can part ways without a ton of drama.