Robert Orben Quotes

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I take my children everywhere. Unfortunately, they find a way home.
— Robert Orben

funny children

The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of the people in the world.
— Robert Orben

complaining gratitude

Mistakes are the adolescence of experience.

mistakes

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

motivation

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
— Robert Orben

funny education for teachers

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
— Robert Orben
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
— Robert Orben

age

To err is human — and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
— Robert Orben
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

funny temptation

We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian [Native American].
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funny America

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
— Robert Orben

life

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
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democracy funny politics

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

politicians

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
— Robert Orben

environment

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben

motivation

Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet and making meetings end.
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business

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
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anxiety funny

The detective series on TV always end at precisely the right moment – after the criminal is arrested and before the court turns him loose.
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courts

There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
— Robert Orben

funny dreams

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
— Robert Orben

graduation funny

Humor gives presidents the chance to be seen as warm, relaxed persons.  Humor reaches out and puts its arm around the listener and says, "I am one of you, I understand," and implicitly it promises, "I will do something about your problems."

humor