Most popular doctors quotes
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
He had had much experience of physicians, and said "the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not."
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
The longer I practice medicine the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don't.
There is no greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people.
Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.
MY FAITH IN DOCTORS My faith in doctors is immense. Just one thing spoils it; their pretence of authorised omniscience.