Doctors Quotes

Most popular doctors quotes

God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.

cynical

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

funny

Medicine, the only profession that labors incessantly to destroy the reason for its existence.

medicine

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.

funny

MY FAITH IN DOCTORS

My faith in doctors
is immense.
Just one thing spoils it;
their pretence
of authorised
omniscience.
There is no greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people.
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.
The longer I practice medicine the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don't.

funny

He had had much experience of physicians, and said "the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not."

health

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.

health