Quentin Crisp Quotes
Most popular Quentin Crisp Quotes
![Vice is its own reward. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/16/21716A-vice-is-its-own-reward-quentin-crisp.png)
Vice is its own reward.
![Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/57/35457A-manners-are-love-in-a-cool-climate-quentin-crisp.png)
Manners are love in a cool climate.
![Style is being yourself, but on purpose. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/72/40272A-style-is-being-yourself-but-on-purpose-quentin-crisp.png)
Style is being yourself, but on purpose.
![Sex is the last refuge of the miserable. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/90/38690A-sex-is-the-last-refuge-of-miserable-quentin-crisp.png)
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
![The lie is the basic building block of good manners. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/43/34643A-the-lie-is-the-basic-building-block-good-manners-quentin-crisp.png)
The lie is the basic building block of good manners.
![The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/14/34414A-the-law-is-simply-expediency-wearing-long-white-dress-quentin-crisp.png)
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
![If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/17/53317A-if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-failure-may-be-your-quentin-crisp.png)
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
![Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/53/34753A-life-is-a-game-in-which-rules-are-constantly-changing-quentin-crisp.png)
Life is a game in which the rules are constantly changing.
![Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/64/30364A-euphemisms-are-unpleasant-truths-wearing-diplomatic-cologne-quentin-crisp.png)
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
![Charisma is the ability to persuade without the use of logic. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/69/27969A-charisma-is-the-ability-to-persuade-without-use-logic-quentin-crisp.png)
Charisma is the ability to persuade without the use of logic.
![The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/81/22981A-the-english-think-incompetence-is-the-same-thing-as-sincerity-quentin-crisp.png)
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
![Life is the funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/54/34754A-life-is-the-funny-thing-that-happens-you-way-grave-quentin-crisp.png)
Life is the funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave.
![Autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/43/22243A-autobiography-is-an-obituary-in-serial-form-with-last-installment-quentin-crisp.png)
Autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
![For flavor, Instant Sex will never supersede the stuff you had to peel and cook. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/68/39668A-for-flavor-instant-sex-will-never-supersede-stuff-you-had-quentin-crisp.png)
For flavor, Instant Sex will never supersede the stuff you had to peel and cook.
![An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/99/26799A-an-autobiography-is-an-obituary-in-serial-form-with-last-quentin-crisp.png)
An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
![Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/87/29387A-whenever-we-confront-an-unbridled-desire-we-are-surely-presence-quentin-crisp.png)
Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence of a tragedy-in-the-making.
![In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/84/36484A-in-manhattan-every-flat-surface-is-potential-stage-every-inattentive-quentin-crisp.png)
In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
![It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/67/24267A-its-no-good-running-a-pig-farm-badly-30-years-quentin-crisp.png)
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs will be your style.
![The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/05/38705A-the-formula-for-achieving-a-successful-relationship-is-simple-you-quentin-crisp.png)
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
![Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin. - Quentin Crisp quote.](/img/q/54/30354A-nothing-more-rapidly-inclines-a-person-go-into-monastery-than-quentin-crisp.png)
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.