Kin Hubbard Quotes
Most popular Kin Hubbard Quotes
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
There's someone at every party who eats all the celery.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Some folks pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
Few things make us feel finer than havin' our judgment vindicated.
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Some people pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
Come good times or bad, there is always a market for things nobody needs.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you.
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
If government were as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.