Evan Esar Quotes
Most popular Evan Esar Quotes
Silence is the only thing that can't be misquoted!
Conversation is a verbal exchange of 90% talking and 10% listening.
Anger—the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
The trouble with the family is that children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.