Statistics Quotes

Most popular statistics quotes

Torture numbers, and they'll confess to anything.
Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.


Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Statistics are like a bikini: what the reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital.
Although he may not always recognize his bondage, modern man lives under a tyranny of numbers.
There are those who look with eyes of statistics... and most of the time they only see numbers; they only know how to count.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.