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Every conviction was a whim at birth.
— Heywood Campbell Broun

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Repartee is what you wish you'd said.
He moved through a movie scene like an exquisite paper knife.


The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.


Obscenity is such a tiny kingdom that a single tour covers it completely.
The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method for getting acquainted.


Life is a copycat and can be bullied into following the master artist who bids it come to heel.


Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.


I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.
— Heywood Campbell Broun


The censor believes that he can hold back the mighty traffic of life with a tin whistle and a raised right hand.  For, after all, it is life with which he quarrels.