Bob Hope Quotes

Most popular Bob Hope Quotes

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
— Bob Hope
If they liked you they didn't applaud; they just let you live.
— Bob Hope

audiences

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
— Bob Hope

flying

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
— Bob Hope

heart charity Giving

I was called 'Rembrandt' Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
— Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
— Bob Hope

golf

To give you an idea of how fast we traveled: we left Spokane with two rabbits and when we got to Topeka, we still had only two.
— Bob Hope

Travel

I think it's wonderful that you could all be here for the forty third anniversary of my thirty-ninth birthday. We decided not to light the candles this year—we were afraid Pan Am would mistake it for a runway.
— Bob Hope

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