Most popular witty insults quotes
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
This book fills a much-needed gap.
I have read your book and much like it.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Don't be so humble—you are not that great.
He has the face of a man who clubs baby seals.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
She has the reputation of being outspoken—by no one.
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of a man I ever met.
The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect.
His words leap across rivers and mountains, but his thoughts are still only six inches long.
He is a man of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
A very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him!