Witty Insults
Most popular witty insults quotes
![He has the face of a man who clubs baby seals. - Dennis Healey quote.](/img/q/76/976A-he-has-the-face-of-a-man-who-clubs-baby-dennis-healey.png)
He has the face of a man who clubs baby seals.
![He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of a man I ever met. - Abraham Lincoln quote.](/img/q/52/16552A-he-can-compress-the-most-words-into-smallest-idea-man-abraham-lincoln.png)
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of a man I ever met.
![She has the reputation of being outspoken—by no one. - Jack Paar quote.](/img/q/92/19392A-she-has-the-reputation-of-being-outspoken-by-no-one-jack-paar.png)
She has the reputation of being outspoken—by no one.
![His words leap across rivers and mountains, but his thoughts are still only six inches long. - E. B. White quote.](/img/q/26/21726A-his-words-leap-across-rivers-and-mountains-but-his-thoughts-e-b-white.png)
His words leap across rivers and mountains, but his thoughts are still only six inches long.
He is a man of splendid abilities, but utterly corrupt. He shines and stinks like rotten mackerel by moonlight.
A very weak-minded fellow I am afraid, and, like the feather pillow, bears the marks of the last person who has sat on him!
![The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect. - Harold Ickes quote.](/img/q/01/37701A-the-trouble-with-senator-long-is-that-he-is-suffering-harold-ickes.png)
The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect.
![His ignorance is encyclopedic. - Abba Eban quote.](/img/q/00/43000A-his-ignorance-is-encyclopedic-abba-eban.png)
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
This book fills a much-needed gap.
![He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - Hector Hugh Munro quote.](/img/q/51/43051A-he-is-one-of-those-people-who-would-be-enormously-hector-hugh-munro.png)
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
![I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx quote.](/img/q/60/43060A-ive-had-a-wonderful-time-but-this-wasnt-it-groucho-marx.png)
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
![Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioachino Rossini quote.](/img/q/51/43151A-mr-wagner-has-beautiful-moments-but-bad-quarters-hour-gioachino-rossini.png)
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
I have read your book and much like it.
![The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce quote.](/img/q/54/43154A-the-covers-of-this-book-are-too-far-apart-ambrose-bierce.png)
The covers of this book are too far apart.
![I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb quote.](/img/q/35/43235A-ive-just-learned-about-his-illness-lets-hope-its-nothing-irvin-s-cobb.png)
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Don't be so humble—you are not that great.
![He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln quote.](/img/q/78/51778A-he-can-compress-the-most-words-into-smallest-idea-any-abraham-lincoln.png)
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.