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There's times when I just have to quit thinking . . . and the only way I can quit thinking is by shopping.
Americans are fascinated by their own love of shopping. This does not make them unique. It's just that they have more to buy than most other people on the planet. And it's also an affirmation of faith in their country, its prosperity and limitless bounty. They have shops the way that lesser countries have statues.
Wouldn't it be great if retail therapy was covered by health insurance?
Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
A man shopping with his wife is like a dog line-dancing. He can do it, but he doesn't enjoy it.
If a woman gets nervous, she'll eat or go shopping. A man will attack a country—it's a whole other way of thinking.
Don't think of shopping for clothes as shopping. Think of it as hunting.
Shopping is dependable: You can do it alone, if you lose your heart to something that is wrong for you, you can return it; it's instant gratification and yet something you buy may well last for years.
Shopping, true feminine felicity!
The main thing today is—shopping. Years ago a person was unhappy, didn't know what to do with himself—he'd go to church, start a revolution—something. Today you're unhappy? Can't figure it out? What is the salvation? Go shopping.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
Shopping is my cardio.
Everybody knows that Americans have become shopaholics, right? We've become a nation measuring out our lives in shopping bags and nursing our psychic ills through retail therapy.