Guests Quotes

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Fish and visitors smell in three days.
Fish and guests smell at three days old.


Fish and guests in three days are stale.
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.


We must not accept hospitality without making some return.
The guest is always right - even if we have to throw him out.
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Visitors should behave in such a way that the host and hostess feel at home.
To be attentive to our guests is not only true kindness, but true politeness.
I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.
Hostesses regarded her philosophically as a form of social measles which everyone had to have once.
A guest should be permitted to graze, as it were, in the pastures of his host's kindness, left even to his own devices, like a rational being, and handsomely neglected.
House guests (I don't care who they are, how much I like them, or how long it's been since I last saw them) are pests, much like roaches and mice. But there are differences. You can trap roaches and mice. And they don't want you to drive them to Disneyland.