Grammar Quotes

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Give your main clause a little space. Prose is not like boxing; the skilled writer deliberately telegraphs his punch, knowing that the reader wants to take the message directly on the chin. - William Safire quote.
Give your main clause a little space. Prose is not like boxing; the skilled writer deliberately telegraphs his punch, knowing that the reader wants to take the message directly on the chin.
William Safire How Not to Write: The Essential Misrules of Grammar

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Grammar, n.  A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet of the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction. - Ambrose Bierce quote.
Grammar, n.  A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet of the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split. - Raymond Chandler quote.
Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.
Grammar is to a writer what anatomy is to a sculptor or the scales to a musician.
Grammar is a piano I play by ear. - Joan Didion quote.
Grammar is a piano I play by ear.
You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost quote.
You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country.
What the devil to do with the sentence "Who the devil does he think he's fooling?"  You can't write "Whom the the devil—." - Paul Goodman quote.
What the devil to do with the sentence "Who the devil does he think he's fooling?"  You can't write "Whom the the devil—."
When a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence. - Thomas W. Higginson quote.
When a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence.
Grammar is to speech what salt is to food.
University seems to have turned them into Conan the Grammarians, who fret over perfect sentence construction.
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over Windows versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi or boxers versus briefs.
Jack Lynch The English Language: A User’s Guide

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It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
It is well to remember that grammar is common speech formulated.
The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible. - W. Somerset Maugham quote.
The subjunctive mood is in its death throes, and the best thing to do is to put it out of its misery as soon as possible.
Grammar, which can govern even kings. - Molière quote.
Grammar, which can govern even kings.
Molière Les Femmes Savantes [The Learned Ladies]
A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, must not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity. - Edgar Allan Poe quote.
A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, must not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.
Grammar to a writer is to a mountaineer a good pair of hiking boots or, more precisely, to a deep-sea diver an oxygen tank.
A. A. Patawaran Write Here Write Now: Standing at Attention Before My Imaginary Style Dictator
English grammar is like the bad boys in the back row who just won't follow the rules.
Laurie Rozakis Comma Sutra: Position Yourself for Success with Good Grammar
A dependent clause is like a dependent child: incapable of standing on its own but able to cause a lot of trouble. - William Safire quote.
A dependent clause is like a dependent child: incapable of standing on its own but able to cause a lot of trouble.
All grammars leak.
A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. - Henry David Thoreau quote.
A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare.
Grammar is the logic of speech. - Richard Chenevix Trench quote.
Grammar is the logic of speech.
As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. - Calvin Trillin quote.
As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
Perfect grammar—persistent, continuous, sustained—is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it. - Mark Twain quote.
Perfect grammar—persistent, continuous, sustained—is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it.
He does not so much split his infinitives as disembowel them. - Rebecca West quote.
He does not so much split his infinitives as disembowel them.