Steven Wright Quotes
Most popular Steven Wright Quotes
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.