Steven Wright Quotes

Most popular Steven Wright Quotes

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
— Steven Wright

sciency

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
— Steven Wright
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
— Steven Wright
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
— Steven Wright

environment

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
— Steven Wright

funny fishing

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

fishing

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.