Orlando Aloysius Battista Quotes

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A happy marriage is the world's best bargain.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

marriage

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

temptation opportunity

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

praise

Tact is the ability to step on a man's toes without scuffing the shine on his shoes.

tact

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

advisory parenting

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

procrastination

Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

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Nothing can keep an argument going like two persons who aren't sure what they're arguing about.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

arguments

Time was when the average person could pay as he goes. Nowadays he has to pay as he comes and goes.
— Orlando Aloysius Battista

taxes funny

One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy—whether he knows it or not.

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