Malcolm Bradbury Quotes

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Genitals are a great distraction to scholarship.
— Malcolm Bradbury Cuts


Most beds aren't as intimate as people think they are.


A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we already know.


If God had been a Liberal there wouldn't have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions.
— Malcolm Bradbury


You know what they say: if God had been a Liberal, we wouldn't have had the ten commandments. We'd have had the ten suggestions.
— Malcolm Bradbury


Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife.  Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when you find what you are looking for, it is not clear how to respond to it.