Lewis Grizzard Quotes

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Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
— Lewis Grizzard

springtime

Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
— Lewis Grizzard

leadership

The secret of writing a newspaper column is remembering a lot of things that never happened.

columnists

Writing a daily newspaper column is like being married to a nymphomaniac.  The first two weeks, it's fun.

columnists

Just remember this one thing: Life is like a dog-sled team.  If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

life

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunities.

life

We never had a tenth-year reunion, which was just as well with me. The principal's office statute of limitations probably doesn't run out in ten years. They might have had something on me.
— Lewis Grizzard

reunion