Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Most popular Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The secret of writing a newspaper column is remembering a lot of things that never happened.
Writing a daily newspaper column is like being married to a nymphomaniac. The first two weeks, it's fun.
Just remember this one thing: Life is like a dog-sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunities.
We never had a tenth-year reunion, which was just as well with me. The principal's office statute of limitations probably doesn't run out in ten years. They might have had something on me.