Jack Benny Quotes

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
— Jack Benny

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
— Jack Benny

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I don't want to tell you... I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go.
— Jack Benny

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