David Sedaris Quotes

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I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
— David Sedaris Naked

changing people

In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children.  In New York, they tried to work things out for the sake of the apartment.
— David Sedaris Me Talk Pretty One Day

New York City