Art Buchwald Quotes
Most popular Art Buchwald Quotes
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Golf is an acquired taste, like poison gas.
When we grieve, tears and guilt get mixed together.
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even."
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new type program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb as.
And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: 'Look at this God Awful mess'.