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She was what we used to call a suicide blonde—dyed by her own hand.
It was a blonde.  A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window.
Blondes are the best victims.  They're like virgin snow which shows up the bloody footprints.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages.  They wouldn't last long in nature. They're too conspicuous.