Tom Lehrer Quotes

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Life is like a sewer.  What you get out of it depends on what you put in.

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I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up.

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.
— Tom Lehrer

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
— Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for a year.
— Tom Lehrer

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