S. J. Perelman Quotes

I'm highly irritable and my senses bruise easily, and when they are bruised, I write.

A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city.

farming

A dreary industrial town controlled by hoodlums of enormous wealth, the ethical sense of a pack of jackals, and taste so degraded that it befouled everything it touched.

Hollywood