Robert Byrne Quotes

Most popular Robert Byrne Quotes

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

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Science has not yet found a cure for puns.


One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
— Robert Byrne

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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
— Robert Byrne


Collecting quotations is an insidious, even embarrassing habit, like ragpicking or hoarding rocks or trying on other people's laundry.


When you are in love with someone, you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.