Robert Byrne Quotes

Most popular Robert Byrne Quotes

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

purpose of life

Science has not yet found a cure for puns.

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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
— Robert Byrne

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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
— Robert Byrne

democracy

Collecting quotations is an insidious, even embarrassing habit, like ragpicking or hoarding rocks or trying on other people's laundry.

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When you are in love with someone, you want to be near him all the time, except when you are out buying things and charging them to him.