Paul Reiser Quotes
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            Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
 
            When people talk about wanting "to have children someday," what they really mean is that they want to have babies.
 
            I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now become a juice bar.