Jean Kerr Quotes

Most popular Jean Kerr Quotes

It was hard to communicate with you.  You were always communicating with yourself.  The line was busy.

communication

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
— Jean Kerr

children

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
— Jean Kerr

courage

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets.  It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

airplanes

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

beauty

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.  That's deep enough.  What do you want—an adorable pancreas?

beauty

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

divorce

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

divorce

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
— Jean Kerr

marriage

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

marriage