Jean Kerr Quotes

Most popular Jean Kerr Quotes

It was hard to communicate with you.  You were always communicating with yourself.  The line was busy.
— Jean Kerr Mary, Mary

communication

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
— Jean Kerr

children

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
— Jean Kerr

courage

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr The Snake Has All the Lines

beauty

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets.  It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
— Jean Kerr The Snake Has All the Lines

airplanes

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.  That's deep enough.  What do you want—an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr The Snake Has All the Lines

beauty

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
— Jean Kerr Mary, Mary

divorce

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, any more than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
— Jean Kerr Mary, Mary

divorce

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
— Jean Kerr

marriage

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
— Jean Kerr The Snake Has All the Lines

marriage