Jane Wagner Quotes

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The best mind-altering drug is truth.


Think of it as a kind of Hamburger Helper for the boudoir.
What is reality anyway!  It's nothing but a collective hunch.


I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

complaining language

A sobering thought, Eileen: What if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?


Being creative without talent is a bit like being a perfectionist and not being able to do anything right.


I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.  At least, that way, the creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.