Jane Wagner Quotes

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

truth

Think of it as a kind of Hamburger Helper for the boudoir.

What is reality anyway!  It's nothing but a collective hunch.

reality

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

language complaining

A sobering thought, Eileen: What if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

potential

Being creative without talent is a bit like being a perfectionist and not being able to do anything right.

creativity

I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest.  At least, that way, the creatures that didn't survive could've died laughing.

wit