Franklin Pierce Adams Quotes

Business is business.

business

What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

inflation thrift

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?"

censorship

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody, rather than for somebody.

elections voting

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age.  It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

middle age