Bill Maher Quotes
Most popular Bill Maher Quotes
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me. I quit!"
Is it really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?
That's what's so great about the internet: it enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
Death is the monster we all fear, yet with each day, we walk toward it, and can't help doing so; we can't help but walk toward the one thing we're most trying to avoid.