Bill Maher Quotes

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The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
— Bill Maher


Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me.  I quit!"


Is it really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?


That's what's so great about the internet: it enables pompous blowhards to connect with other pompous blowhards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
— Bill Maher


Death is the monster we all fear, yet with each day, we walk toward it, and can't help doing so; we can't help but walk toward the one thing we're most trying to avoid.
— Bill Maher